Oh baby, all I need is one more chance. Won’t you please let me back in your heart. Oh darlin’, I was blind to let you go. But now since I see you in his arms.
The first nineteen years of my life, nothing happened. Nothing at all, not ever. And then I met a man called the Doctor. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end… Well, that’s what I thought.
okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”
My cousin sleep talks and sleepwalks and we used to sleep in the same bed when we stayed at my grandmother’s house and I have SO MANY STORIES. She’s the kind of sleeptalker who you can say things to once she gets going and she’ll respond and it’s so damn fun.
My little brother sleeptalks too, but only occasionally. We haven’t been sleeping in the same room for a while, but when we did I got things from “SERENA I’M SO HUNGRY” to “OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU?! WHERE IS EVERYONE?!”
Good thing is that when you tell him to shut up and go to sleep, he usually goes “Oh. Okay.” and then does.
Okay okay so when I was younger I was sleeping in my sister’s bed because I had a nightmare and she gets out of bed, goes to the kitchen, picks up a packet of ham, brings it back, throws it on the bed and tells me it’s my lunch for work. Then she goes back to sleep. A bit later she sits up and asks why I’m still awake, I tell her I can’t sleep, we have a whole conversation about her sleep talking and then she snores and falls back. Turns out she was asleep the entire time. Then she wakes up and we have the exact same conversation. Sleep talkers are amusing.